35+ Laugh Out Loud Doggo Tweets That Tickle Your Funny Bone And Then Bury It In The Backyard

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Blake Seidel • Managing Editor & Brand Manager
Aug 17, 2023 12:00 PM EDT

We don't know about you, but we're feeling like we need a good giggle today. We have many sources of content at the tips of our fingers these days - Instagram, Facebook, TikTok, etc. One of our favorites is Twitter or X, or whatever we're calling it these days. This has been a source of hilarious doggo content since people realized that you could post dogs on the internet and get internet fame - and we are eating up every single tweet! These funny dog tweets are so re-bark-ably hilarious that they tickled our funny bone, then buried it in the backyard!

Some of these tweets you may have seen before, but these are the originals, the OG, the source of many of the pawsitively hilarious doggo memes you know and love. We'll never stop laughing at these delightful doggo memes, and if we do, somebody bring us to a doctor!

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  • 01
    Font - giffgaff 3G Please just let me see her again Just once more One more walk I'll do practically anything You know no one would treat her like I do Message 18:14 Julie Sent. Message Today 18:11 I think you're making a stupid choice cher @cherish lewisl 18,998 @ 25% Contact Send Follow Why is our dog walker acting like she's in an intimate relationship with our dog just because we no longer need her 5:16 PM - 18 May 2016 Lowestoft, England, United Kingdom 11,663
    via @cherish

    We think this is hilarious, but we kind of relate to Julie. We couldn't imagine being broken up with by a dog. It would be heartbreaking. Dogs are never supposed to break up with you, that's one of the best parts of having a dog!

  • 02
    Felidae - Texts from my dog @dogtextings Just trying to payoff my student loans 12:12 AM - 1 Nov 2016 17 1,525 ♥ 2,830 Follow
    via @dogtextings

    Her name is Crystal, and she's majoring in Robotic Engineering, but she has a side job as a dancer to pay for her degree. Also, student loans are no joke - we're still paying off our student loans 10 years later.

  • 03
    Dog - Baby Animals @BabyAnimalPics Follow "So I pretended to throw a ball and caught the exact moment my dog realised I had betrayed him..." 1:35 AM - 16 Jun 2015 ← 13,208 6,996
    via @BabyAnimalPics
  • 04
    Clothing - 2162 YEY al bro dude @allstn is it true that you've been a very good boy 6:07 PM - 6 Sep 2015 21,282 28,092 Follow
    via @allstn
  • 05
    Chair - Tenacious Grace @TenaciousGrace BEN Maalalahansa de Stop what you're doing and look at this dog. 1:12 PM - 23 Aug 2016 17667 ♥ 1,151 Follow
    via @TenaciousGrace
  • 06
    Dog - Tragic Ally @TragicAlly Here Follow "Oh man I just KNOW she's prepping this meal for me me me me! Nothing can convince me otherwise." -my dog any time I cook 11:33 PM 12 May 2016 47 23 66
    via @TragicAllyHere
  • 07
    Dog - mariela @marieluv_ Follow today was a costume party at my dog's daycare but he was the only one dressed up. he's traumatized 2:11 PM 31 Oct 2014 h 77,671 ♥ 117,256
    via @marieluv_
  • 08
    Photograph - Pryce @nickpryce4 When you're at a party and the dog comes downstairs 3:29 PM - 27 Feb 2016 1,727 ♥ 2,200 Follow
    via @nickpryce4
  • 09
    Dog - 1 Photo Selected Delete Photo Cancel jomny sun 1 day @jonnysun "can i see ur phone" uh ok one sec 6:26 AM 10 Feb 2015 1,438 ♥3,065 Cancel Follow
    via @jonnysun
  • 10
    Dog - @kierstennamber what did we do to deserve dogs 2:10 AM - 10 Sep 2015 39,944 59,041 Follow
    via @kierstennamber
  • 11
    Shelf - lol @LysetteMelendez FRUCTIS Dove +751,479 ♥ 78,158 Follow He kept following me & I had to shower so I let him stay in the bathroom then he cried because he couldnt see me so 8:33 PM - 9 Jun 2015
    via @LysetteMelendez
  • 12
    Dog - Elizabeth Hackett @LizHackett Follow My dog always enters a room like he just busted you drinking. 11:08 PM - 9 Aug 2015 ← 284 ♥ 1,131
    via @LizHackett
  • 13
    Textile - BODOO 2008 LORIBUS USUM ver The White House @WhiteHouse EL NOTA Bo, stop trying to make fetch happen. 3:06 PM 13 Aug 2013 43,600 ♥ 34,976 NYONG INTO Follow
    via @WhiteHouse
  • 14
    Dog - shauna VOTE TODAY @goldengateblond Follow Most of being a dog owner is yelling WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN YOUR MOUTH 4:05 PM - 31 May 2015 248 ♥ 341
    via @goldengateblond
  • 15
    Dog - ZIFING III Daniel Kibblesmith @kibblesmith NETFLIX Follow When you leave Netflix on for the dog but then it asks "Are you still watching?" and he can't press the button. 6:17 PM - 18 Jan 2016 15 ♥51
    via @kibblesmith
  • 16
    Product - Gate 44E madeleine sweet @madeleinesweet oneworld 8,552 ♥ 18,164 These may not fly ******** holy shit I just saw the literal fattest dog 12:39 AM - 27 Oct 2015 ← Ameri Follow
    via @madeleinesweet
  • 17
    Font - ...o AT&T Messages 8:12 PM Dog You should be posting texts EVERY DAY iMessage Today 8:10 PM PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW IM DOING EVERY DAY iMessage YOU CANT KEEP ME FROM TELLING MY STORY STARED AT THE WALL FOR SIX HOURS THEN BARKED AT MY OWN FART 12:02 AM - 16 Sep 2015 7 689 ♥ 1,485 Texts from my dog @dogtextings @1 35% Details Alright. WHAT DID YOU DO TODAY Ok OKAY Delivered Follow
    via @dogtextings
  • 18
    Comfort - Marlo Meekins @MarloMeekins Follow My dog sits in the dining room chair in the dark for hours (I thinks that is where she hears the coyotes best?) 4:14 AM 30 Dec 2015 +47 93 ♥ 451
    via @MarloMeekins
  • 19
    Dog - Sarah Silverman @SarahkSilverman My dog and I have inside jokes 5:03 PM 19 Feb 2016 107 968 Follow
    via @SarahkSilverman
  • 20
    Dog - Allegra Thanksgingo @allegraringo Follow The one constant in life is that if you get a yoga mat out, your dog will sit on it 4:12 AM - 27 May 2016 17 258
    via @allegraringo
  • 21
    Food - Tim @Playing_Dad flows Friend: You going out tonight? Me: No Friend: What are you gonna do? Me: I'm having some friends over for dinner 1:31 PM - 22 Jan 2016 1,000 1,595 Follow
    via @Playing_Dad
  • 22
    Dog - kitty forman @megalot_ Follow When ur human says "who's a good boy" and u already know it's u 7:31 PM - 23 Oct 2016 80,515 ♥ 163,403
    via @megalot_
  • 23
    Carnivore - Mara Wilson @Mara Wilson "Dogs are assholes" DOG PERSON: YOU'RE an asshole! "Cats are assholes" CAT PERSON: Yeah 5:15 PM 3 Sep 2015 10,383 ♥ 17,442 Follow
    via @MaraWilson
  • 24
    Automotive design - Jean-Luc Bouchard @jlucbouchard 6376 £ 1,471 ♥2,915 EMERGENCY Follow Girl on this train has been makin eyes at me the whole ride 5:02 PM - 10 May 2015
    via @jlucbouchard
  • 25
    Photograph - Phil Lester @AmazingPhil ← Every wall should be a wall of dogs 1:22 AM - 6 Nov 2016 T 13,070 ♥50,661 ly Belle Follow 2014
    via @AmazingPhil
  • 26
    Dog - bennett @mbeezy69 Follow Every time I take my dog for a walk she has to stop to see her crush. It's like Romeo and Juliet 4:44 PM - 3 Oct 2016 781,203 ♥ 188,368
    via @mbeezy69
  • 27
    Dog - dan mentos @DanMentos ALICIA ZMYSŁOWSKA [dogs chatting in park] So what does your human call you? "Hoozagoodboy" omg same 5:29 AM - 9 Apr 2015 7417 ♥ 557 oficialayalowsto.pl Follow
    via @DanMentos
  • 28
    Purple - Hunter @hunterwits Follow This dog just told me how and when I'm going to die 7:59 PM - 21 Sep 2016 3,029 ♥ 5,827
    via @hunterwits
  • 29
    Dog - MAX IM A KOOPA @meakoopa did...did he make the sign? 4:25 PM - 22 Sep 2016 + 36,482 ♥ 73,292 AWARE OF DOG pleas pet dog Follow
    via @meakoopa
  • 30
    Rectangle - Envy Da Tropic @envydatropic TM Follow I spend about 50% of my day texting my family asking how my dog is doing 2:27 PM - 11 Jan 2016 156 250
    via @envydatropic
  • 31
    Trousers - AIR WR4 MALL Max Dylan Ash @mynameisntdave K-9 Bitti... PLEASE EXCUSE UR Plz don't make me find drugs today woof 1:52 PM - 28 Sep 2016 75,886 ♥15,518 PEWARNER CENTE 2004- со TIM Behin d ao pr falcon www. cations The Selty'ks Mer Follow
    via @mynameisntdave
  • 32
    Dog - Candyce Wu @candycewu Follow LEFT MY DOG OUTSIDE FOR 30 MINUTES AND THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED 7:00 AM - 15 Sep 2016 40,236 73,812
    via @candycewu
  • 33
    Dog - Matt @Matt_LRR Please talk to me and my son again 6:01 PM - 25 Sep 2016 9,253 18,940 Follow
    via @Matt_LRR
  • 34
    Font - Reverend Scott @Reverend_Scott DOG 911: what's ur emergency DOG: MY BALL IS UNDER THE COUCH DOG 911: u try barking at it? DOG: IT DIDN'T WORK DOG 911: OMG DOG: OMG 7:57 PM - 12 Jun 2016 13,374 ♥ 21,093 Follow
    via @Reverend_Scott
  • 35
    Dog - Alec Sulkin @thesulk Follow When dogs sniff pee on a tree, that's like their facebook. 6:09 AM 7 Feb 2011 ← 1,065 666
    via @thesulk
  • 36
    Dog - 搜爆犬 EXPLOSIVE DOG Matson Hunter @Matson Hunter Follow Would still pet 9:41 PM - 13 Sep 2016 Albuquerque, NM, United States ← + 16,646 ♥30,558
    via @MatsonHunter
  • 37
    Font - Reverend Scott @Reverend_Scott DOG 911: What's ur emer- DOG: I FOUND A MAGIC WATER BOWL BUT I CAN'T DRINK CUZ MY HUMAN- DOG 911: Sits on it? DOG: OMG YES Follow DOG 911: OMG 5:26 PM 7 Nov 2016 407 ♥ 1,036
    via @Reverend_Scott
  • 38
    Nose - Dory @Dory u know what i like about people? their dogs. 11:43 PM - 24 Jul 2016 3,166 ♥5,251 Follow
    via @Dory
  • 39
    Font - Reverend Scott @Reverend_Scott ME: I'm bored. Follow DOG: LET'S GO OUTSIDE ON A WALK OR PLAY CATCH OR CHASE A BALL OR PLAY FRISBEE OR- ME: You're right buddy, let's take a nap. 5:50 PM - 23 Oct 2016 +47 287 ♥ 826
    via @Reverend_Scott

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